The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica, Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand, seems like things aren't going as planned.
River's in the TARDIS, the TARDIS is on fire. She's feeling the heat, on repeat she'll require, someone she can trust, someone with a bow tie. But he's been locked up and left to die.
Oh my God, what will they do? Seems impossible to get through, my mind is blown I bet yours is too. Well I guess this is Doctor Who.
Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob when the Doctor appears with a mop. "Get me out of the Pandorica.", "But you're not in the Pandorica.", "Yes I am, well, yes I was, it's complicated but I won't explain it now because... " Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz. That man, I can't explain why he does the things he does.
Oh my God, I don't I don't have a clue. These paradoxes are hard to construe, my mind is blown I bet yours is too, well I guess this is Doctor Who.
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes. Time has gone askew the universe has too, I'll try to explain to you the Big Bang Two.
The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator, which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later. When they meet Amy after her sleep in the box.
They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS. Doctor saves River from the imitating star. This woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious.
Oh my God, he's wearing a fez.
A Dalek pops up out of nowhere, shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair. He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs, he's dead, and everyone despairs.
Little do they know the Doctor lies, he's gone stopping the universes demise. Amy says her last goodbyes, Doctor flies up into the skies.
The universe is back, it's true, but the Doctors said his final adieu. Maybe he'll come back if she remembers you.
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes. Time has been renewed the universe has too, but Amy still can't help but cry.
Someone's missing, the question's who. Then she remembers, something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. And that's the Big Bang Two.
I hope it didn't confuse you.