Make 'em laugh. Don't you know everyone want's to laugh? My dad said, "Be a, an actor, my son, but be a comical one".
Now, you can study Shakespeare and be quite elite, and you could charm the critics and have nothing to eat. Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet.
My grandpa said, "Go out and tell them a joke, but give it plenty of hope".
Make 'em roar, make 'em scream. Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam.
You start up by pretending you're a dancer with grace, you wiggle 'til they're giggling all over the place and then you get a great big custard pie in the face.